eating
alright you fucking weirdo. you want her to suck you off and you wanna cum all over her tits. honorable, but only an asshole desires all that and doesn't even bother to reciprocate. you don't know where this is gonna go, but what's important is that you try. try try try, that's what matters. don't let her tell you it feels like passively peeing again. when you're at the bottom, there's nowhere to go but up.
IMPORTANT GUIDE
1. tell her to lie down. tell her to keep her pants on (you'll take them off for her, SLOWLY). hover over her (practice holding the hover), start by kissing her on her lips. then, her cheek, then plant kisses on her neck. keyword is SLOW. touch her as you go down; her boobs, her hips, her thighs. the goal here is to drum up anticipation. kiss her boobs, kiss her tummy. once you reach her thighs, stay there for just a second. stare a little, make eye contact. then, take off her pants. SLOWLY.
2. stay there again for just a second. touch her through her panties. a little kiss. touch her thigs, lay there for just a second. ask her if she's ready.
3. they're off. slide them off. she can keep them slid up to her feet if she wants. point is; you're here now. there's no going back.
4. kiss up and down her inner thighs and rub her lightly. first thigh, second thigh. you can nibble or suck too. work your fingers around. up and down, up and down, hover around the clit.
4.5 take the pillow you snuck in. tell her to raise her hips. place it beneath her butt. the goal is to get her to butterfly, just a little. easier access, this might show her you're taking this shit seriously
5. take the plunge. the first lick is CRUCIAL, make sure your tongue's wet. start wide, lick up whatever wetness she's got there (good god by now i hope she has SOMETHING). once it's cleaned, start teasing her with the tip. go up and down. big lick. up and down, all around. remain ACCUTELY aware of the pressure of your tongue. start lightly, gradually increase speed as/if you begin getting any responses. the moves are; big lick, point. vary between up and down, all around. don't massage the clit too much. imagine a cooldown. some, then lay off. some, then lay off. when you wanna break it up, stick to the clit for awhile before giving her a break. FOCUS ON THE PRESSURE. also don't forget the special move; your whole fuckin mouth.
6. DONT FORGET. the whole time, touch her. hold her hips. hold her thighs. reach for her boobs. hold her hand. trail your fingers across her thighs, her hips. you can mix these up actually. one hand doing one thing while the other does something else.
7. once you're here, just home stretch man. keep going. big lick up and down. pointed licks up and down and all around. tease her clitoris. kiss her with your whole mouth. grab her thighs and stick to it, then lay off. lightly suck, big licks, little points. let her regain energy. taking one finger and lightly pulling up near the top of her can also help bring that g spot out of hiding. you can also try creating a suction and letting your tongue lick. also try drawing the alphabet. in particular; A W N O h
7.5 When trying to make her cum, repeat that one GOOD movement and do not change it. Once you change it then you have to start over again. Usually it's covering her clit with your mouth, sucking on it gently and using your upper front teeth, gently peel back her hood and lick her cliT
When she gets close to cumming, put two fingers in and massage her gspot harder. When she cums, reduce the speed of the licking and hold on and don't let your tongue lose contact with her. Keep your tongue on her at all costs, as hard as you can, really pushing it in, for as long as a minute, until she has completely relaxed. She's very sensitive during the entire come down process so keep your tongue on her, mmmaaaybe moving very slowly
these redditors are crazy man
